Chinese restaurant

Gail walks into a Chinese buffet restaurant.

Chinese manager walks up to her.

"Where are you from?"

"Malaysia"

"Oh Malaysia! He's from Malaysia too" (gestures at another waiter looking awkward in the corner.. as they do)

"So what are you doing here?"

"I was studying at the uni, but working now"

"Oh good good.. where do you work?"

"I'm a doctor" (smiles sheepishly)

"WAH.. gom lek!"

Before you can say "salmon", all the staff knew that the girl on that table was "lek lui cho yee san!"

I love old chinese aunties.